Posterior posterity?

Another day, another dollar. Is that the expression? Mike has dutifully gone off to earn a crust and bring home the bacon, (gosh I could just eat a bacon sarnie). Meanwhile I'm sitting on my bum writing this blog.

I thought I would share another pearl with you all. I was just going off to sleep last night when some bright spark starting talking to me.

"Don't worry darling I'll outlive us both."
"How exactly do you plan to do that?"
"Guess I'll make a trip to Madame Two-swords." (Boom Boom)

I'm going to have serious words with his humour one day!
Lorna