Bad friend.

Oh f@#% * . I realised yesterday, too late, that I had forgotten to buy and post a birthday card to Bernard. Sorry Bernard.

So instead I will say

Happy 50^th Birthday B.

We hope you have a good one, Paula would have loved taking the pee out of you being an "old man" now. x x x

*flop 

Please feel free to leave more birthday wishes in the comments and I will make sure Bernard  gets to see them.