Would this win any prizes?

Well it would seem that elsewhere it is village show time and everyone is busy entering their handiwork into various competitions. (Well done Paula and Susie.) Unfortunately we don't have village shows here in the Black Country, I do however have an entry into the strangest vegetable class:My daughter says everyone will say I photoshopped it... I have no idea how so you'll all have to take my word for it that it grew that way!