Run as fast as you can. There are evil people out there who will try and turn you into a laughing stock if given the chance. I know that Auntie Paula has already mentioned the attachment of antlers, believe me, it will only be the start of years of humiliation. Look what can happen if you don't keep your wits about you. Last year Matt dressed me up in a simple Xmas bib:
This year Chris dressed me up in a Santa coat, boots and antlers.
I live in fear about what might happen next year.
I implore you Buddy, watch your back, you never know when they might strike.
Love Toni. x x x