I would like to say that this post was about a marvellous piece of sewing, but it's not. In fact I have sold my old machine on eBay and it is being collected over the weekend.
I would like to say I have knitted a wonderful cotton top, but the knitting is still sitting in a bag under the coffee table, untouched for quite some time.
It isn't even about a cotton-tailed rabbit, which is just as well as Toni would have put paid to it by now.
No today is our cotton wedding anniversary. Happy anniversary darling, your cotton socks are in the post.